In the spirit of Valentine's Day...

Kristy Helleughes is really giving me the creeps. Even Solz and Julie commented on it. Solz was like, "what did you do to her, steal her boyfriend or something?"
My answer: "Considering Kristy's stained history of past lovers, I would rather kill myself then find any of her men attractive."
Because, honestly, all Kristy's men are weird. Like Bryce Johnson, who is the only man ever in her life. Because after him, all the other guys were scared off.
But you know, speaking of guys, I get a lot more looks since I became undead. See, people are attracted to opposites. See how many live guys are interested in me since I became dead.