The Life of Solz

I went to Vargrave's last night with Julie, Paul and Michael. Solz played some really great songs. I swear, he's getting better and better every day. Someday that boy is going to get famous soon! He's also going to be playing Club Mitch and at the Lights Out Festival that's coming up soon. This is great because that means he can get us all in for free at Lights Out. It's one of the biggest annual music festivals ever down here in our hole of the world and Julie and me are looking so forward to it. All right, Solz!
More updates about Solz - after he'd finished spinning, he joined up with us at the bar where we'd settled down to take a break from some major dancing (after all, we had to show our support for Solz on the dance floor). And he's got a new chick with him now, some girl called Emma. She looks a little young - I think she's still in high school! And she's really sweet and anyone can see she's totally infatuated with Solz. Julie and I cornered Solz after a couple of hours and told him in no uncertain terms that when he dumped Emma - which he no doubt will after a few weeks, Emma is just one in a long string of girls who throw themselves at Solz ever since he got the DJ job in Vargrave - he should make sure that he did it as gently and tactfully as possible. Otherwise, us girls, in support for all womenkind, will just have to do something to Solz. We're not too sure what because we were a little too drunk to think of any suitable torture treatments but it would be something bad anyway. Solz insisted he was madly in love with Emma and would never dream of hurting her but Julie and I refuse to believe that (and we just laughed in his face). Hes' said that too many time times about too many girls over the past few months. Ah, Solz.