Friday, May 20, 2005

Sunblock a la neck? No, thank you.

Tonight I ran out for a quick feed and grabbed this woman and bit her neck and...
"Ew!Ew!Ew!"
*Spits in disgust*
Let me tell you one thing - tasting a neck which has been heavily laden with sunblock lotion is not on my top ten list of gourmet meals.
Stale sunblock. I think it's Banana Boat. Ew.
I pity vampires who live on the coast. Ew. Sunblock-flavoured meals.
I gargled, like, a pint of Listerine after that. Yuck.
I still have the taste of sunblock in my mouth.

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